Making Friends With Myself

Made myself a bacon bagel even though I have a birthday BBQ to go to today and have no idea what will be on offer.

ED voice: A bacon bagel before a BBQ?!! Absolutely not allowed.

Me: Err…why not? I’m hungry and I want to eat now and then go enjoy myself with a beer in the sun with my friends. The BBQ isn’t til 3!

ED: But what if you’re not hungry when you get there for BBQ food? What is everyone else doing? You should probably just have a smoothie. It’s healthier. And What if there’s nothing you like? You don’t deserve a bacon sandwich and then a burger/BBQ food. It’s not “clean!”

Me: sigh. Bigger things to worry about my friend. I’ll eat what I fancy.”

Anonymous, London